Monday, February 10, 2020

River, Poop, Rain

I never wax scatological. I am not 8. ... and I never complain about our animals...
BUT....
River is refusing to poop because it is sprinkling outside. She started to squat, the wind blew a little rain on her punkin head and she jumped and ran to the door.
We had the following conversation:
Me: River, you have not pooped since yesterday evening. It is time.
River: Bradley, the dumb cat, poops in a box INDOORS. You and my other mom, go to that room you call a bathroom. I have two moms. ME?! I am supposed to poop in the god damned rain?! In what world is that fair?!
Me: River, you are literally a wolf. That is why they don't consider wolf/dog puppies true hybrids. YOU ARE LITERALLY A WOLF... POOP! ...and cussing is unbecoming in a dog.
River: No. Fuck that.
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